Every car person carries the same two daydreams. One is the open road, a full tank, and nowhere in particular to be. The other is dragging some tired old thing out of a barn or a back lot and bringing it back to life with your own two hands. Both dreams rest on one stubborn little idea, that the car is yours to do with as you please.
Here's the third piece, and it's the one that ought to get your blood up. Break a taillight on something old and you fix it yourself on a Sunday and think nothing of it. Break the wrong part on a new car and you turn into a problem the dashboard reports on, a risk the system flags, and a repair only the dealer is allowed to make, because the government and the major automakers are leading the charge to decide what you're even allowed to touch.
Now, I'm reasonable about most of this. I'll buy my tabs, carry my license, register the thing, and bolt a plate to it, because that's how we keep property straight and I've got no quarrel with it. The day somebody starts telling me how I can maintain my own car, where I can drive it, and how far, that's the day I put my oily boots down on the ground and dig in.
I come by this the way a lot of you do. I've wanted to be around cars as far back as I can remember, the kid who drew fenders in the margins of his homework long before he was old enough to drive one.
I run Autodyssey now, and I edit the magazine, which makes people picture my collection as a Pebble Beach lawn. It isn't. I keep a small handful of old cars, most of them worth more in stories than in dollars.
The newest thing I own is a 2007 Dodge Ram that's seen more salty roads than a pretzel. It quietly became a Bluetooth car somewhere along the way (which is the polite way of saying its panels keep getting lighter and less connected to one another every winter, because Minnesota salt and rust are notorious). The only modern fitting on it is one I put in myself, an in-dash phone charger that syncs to the radio and plays over Bluetooth, which makes it a small miracle the thing has a working radio at all. I love it without reservation.
That truck starts every morning, gets me where I'm going, and asks me for nothing in return. I can fix it myself. I can buy parts for it at any counter in America.
I can change the headlights, take the box clean off the frame if the mood strikes, pull the bumpers, and bolt the whole thing back together by dinner. It's mine, I've owned it for years, and nobody has to approve the plan.
It's worth almost nothing, which is its own kind of freedom. I park it on the street where nobody bothers it, partly because there's nothing left worth stealing. I took the catalytic converters out a while back, after thieves kept helping themselves, and now even that headache belongs to me.
That old truck is the whole argument I want to make. It belongs to me the way a thing should, and that's exactly what's slipping away from people buying new cars today.








