On Wearing White Around Machinery
Some people check the dipstick in white. We salute them.
There is a certain kind of person who can spend an afternoon in a garage and emerge spotless, and science has yet to explain them. This shirt is for them, and also for the rest of us, who will get one thumbprint of grease on the hem within an hour and wear it afterwards like a service medal.
The wordmark sits across the chest in plain black. Everything else is white cotton, heavy enough to hold its shape, opaque enough to be worn on its own, and cut so it looks right whether it is tucked, untucked, or half-tucked in the manner of a man who has just been asked to help move a gearbox.






